The following list features memorable quotes from The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit.
Chris Eriksen[]
- "How can you run over innocent people? Nobody should die like that!"
- — Chris as Captain Spirit to Shark-Stinger.
- "Can you give us a hint about how you discovered your epic powers?"
"No." - — Chris interviewing himself in his bathroom mirror.
- "You will pay for what you did, Mantroid... I swear..."
- — Chris after passing out on Mantroid's home planet.
- "Dad, please believe me..."
- — Chris as Charles drunkenly grabs his arm.
Charles Eriksen[]
- "What didja expect, a waffle?"
- — Charles after noticing Chris being disappointed with his breakfast.
- "You can't keep saying, "Mom used to do this or that"... (sighs) I know more than anybody, Chris. I know, okay?"
- — Charles if Chris talks about how Emily used to cook eggs.
- "Hey, is your, uh...your arm...okay? Looks better. Anybody, uh...ask you about it or, uh...say anything at all?"
- — Charles to Chris at the dinner table.
- "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Open your goddamn eyes! That was a goddamn carry!"
- — Charles while watching the basketball game on the flatscreen.
- "You...can't...kill...the...zombie...jock..."
- — Charles to Chris after being shot with a nerf gun.
- "Look, not everyone is born to be a basketball star. Not even me. You're probably gonna change the world."
"I hope so."
"I know so." - — Charles to Chris in an optional conversation after the game.
- "You're just... Just like your Mom. Every time I look at you... Every time you talk... I just... I see her face... Why? And if it wasn't for you... she would've never taken the car that day... Never..."
- — Charles to Chris while drunkenly grabbing Chris' arm.
Claire Reynolds[]
- "Listen, Chris... I'm only steps away from your house. If you ever feel... scared... you can come visit us anytime, day or night. Understand? We're here for you."
- — If Claire is semi-concerned by the end of her conversation with Chris.
- "Listen... I'm not trying to hurt you, okay? We want to help. You're not in trouble, you haven't done anything. Just stay put and we'll come by in a little bit."
- — If Claire is very concerned by the end of her conversation with Chris.
- "Well, I guess I need to relax a bit so I don't imagine things, right? Oh by the way, my grandchildren are finally home for Christmas. Oh my, it's been ages since I've seen those boys... You know, one of them is your age and I bet you two would get along just like brothers!"
- — If Claire isn't concerned by the end of her conversation with Chris.